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January 25, 2005

Ding-dong the Witch is Gone (Almost)

“Ass-a” mule-ing likelihood anyone would vote for him as Arkansas governor

 

-Martin Kite-Powell

 

 

 

Asa Hutchinson, the man who looks like Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butthead and currently “serves” as Undersecretary of the Border and Transportation Security Directorate will be leaving us soon.

 

Much to the horror of criminals and terrorists everywhere, the Undersecretary is due to depart us en grace March first. Perhaps after that homeland security can once again march forth.

 

It is said he is considering the chances of a successful bid for Governor of Arkansas in 2006 (word of this began leaking out as long ago as 2003 with the original assumption that he would run in ’04). Blogbat considers this a wonderful idea for him and we would like to see him attempt to win elected office after alienating the entire conservative base of the Republican party across every nook and cranny of this country. I think many of us would even consider moving to Arkansas for the sole pleasure of casting a ballot against him.

 

Before his post at DHS, he was a failed drug czar. I suppose his next post explained why the war on drugs never went anyhwere. This particularly so since he never connected border control (past which 75% of all illegal drugs slip) with anything beneficial to the survival of civil American society. And then there is the thing which irritated him the most: enforcing the law.

 

Why such strong feelings? Speaking for Blogbat, Asa is bad news for anyone who gets him. While I may not feel comfortable designating him another Vidkun Quisling, I personally feel he has his hands in a few questionable cookie jars and it is only a matter of time before we find out which, what, who and where.

 

Those of us who think defending the borders from terrorists, drug traders and illegal aliens (I am the grandson of legal immigrants), will probably be shooting off fireworks, dancing in the streets and perhaps naming their first-borns after the month of his last day in Washington. It will be a good day for all patriotic Americans. As they say in the middle east (well, sort of), may Asa's home be surrounded by the litter from a thousand barrios and may border-crossing Islamofascist terrorists choose his home not ours. (And may the spit of a thousand camels splurp across his long, scrunchy little face too.)

 

 

 

 

 

Related:

 

BREAKING: The Arizona Republic reports that authorities in Mexico have detained the man who allegedly called FBI and other US officials with news of the 16 people whom he said crossed into the United States headed for Boston.

 

Feds forced down a small plane carrying four Chinese illegal immigrants from Mexico into Texas. Michelle Malkin is wondering if these four are involved with the "Boston" Chinese nationals who are said to have illegally crossed the border from Mexico last week.

 

Looks like Nick Queen at Patriot-Paradox blog got his November wish

Posted by Martin at January 25, 2005 10:27 AM

Comments

Yay!

Posted by: Nick Queen at January 25, 2005 12:50 PM