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May 24, 2006

Amnesty and Aping the Banana Appeal

 

 

 

In a recent sound byte from the border, George W. Bush seemed to agree with John McCain that those opposed to amnesty understand the meaning of that word as well as they might a word such as banana. Ironic coming from someone already known to be language-challenged (and I’m not talking about the definition of vigilante here).

 

But interesting choice of comparisons, bananas. Bush seems to like bananas. He not only prefers those who run republics dealing in them over his own people, he seems intent on planting his share of trees here too.

 

And here to show him how, his mistress is in town. In classic banana republic style, Vicenté Fox touring the western US like Hitler taking a tour of Austria, wants everyone to be blamed for his own country’s failures but himself.

 

He feels that since Mexico has problems we should somehow feel guilty about it. Well, it’s about time Mr. Fox begins to feel guilty for harming so many of his own and our people so he can expand his business relationships and stuff more dollars in his pocket.

 

At best Mr. Fox, you are just another greedy member of the Mexican elite trying to scam whomever you can to insure your golden parachute; at worst, you’re nothing more than a two-bit economic terrorist and land-grabber, threatening to damage the culture and economy of a foreign country if it will not acquiesce to your demands. Those demands of course are to let Fox destroy our culture and economy, but he thinks we can’t put two and two together.

 

But both Fox and Bush are wrong, as are their allies in the Senate and the media and the conglomerate of chambers of commerce, communists, everyday criminals, and illegally present foreign TB carriers. America does support strategic active deportation and it wants to see it begin with at least half the Senate.

 

Mr. Bush, Mr. Schumer, McCain, Kennedy, and Mr. Fox, you may want your amnesty by any other name, but we’re sorry: We have no bananas today.

 

 

Posted by Martin at May 24, 2006 09:10 PM

Comments

OOoooooooh! Good stuff. I love it. You are so right. I'm sick of the 'bunch' of them, heh.

About McCain, all the polls that pollsters seem to be taking these days, have McCain as the only frontrunner that can beat Hillary. "barf, gag"

Please don't tell me we might actually end up with McCain for president. It might just be time to commit suicide!

Posted by: Debbie at May 25, 2006 07:30 AM

Na, what they meant was the Democrat primary ;). Don't worry, McoCain wrote his own political suicide note when he positioned himself against the American people firmly as another pro-amnesty Stepford Wife.

Posted by: Martin at May 25, 2006 11:06 AM

Great analogy!...I linked to it!.. :)

Posted by: Angel at May 25, 2006 12:12 PM

McCain's problem is he wants to please everybody and thus isn't pleasing anybody. You can't pretend to be liberal and at the same time pretend to be conservative. It's like mixing water and oil.

I just don't trust McCain.

Posted by: Debbie at May 25, 2006 04:44 PM

I've never thought he was all there.

Posted by: Martin at May 25, 2006 04:53 PM