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May 18, 2006

PLANET MORONIA: Terminally Ill

 

 

According to Time Magazine, airport screeners will begin “focusing less on scissors and more on passenger behavior”.

 

In addition to offering their expert psychoanalysis of travelers, minimum-wage clipper-collectors will also be screening for some types of cancer (shown above).

 

 

Posted by Martin at May 18, 2006 07:40 PM

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