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June 14, 2006

Love in Any Language

 

 

 

Finding the cohabitant of your life can be tricky. But I wonder how many folks have noticed how much the matches in e-Harmony ads look alike. That can’t be good for the gene pool, but I wonder if maybe some of them might be siblings separated at birth:

 

Ted Kennedy has had a hard time finding just the right one, so we used our patented selection process to pair him up with someone we knew he'd be happy with. What's more, this match can really swim!

 

Some people believe they were born at the wrong time (it worked for Woody Allen). Here at last we find a true match for Der Führer; someone much more a kindred spirit capable of holding her own than Eva Braun, and equally gifted at using the willing press for propaganda purposes: Frau Sheehan.

 

Mr. Al-Zarqawi, truly love does spring eternal, and what better way to begin eternity in the fiery pit than with someone who knows what to expect! Look at their faces, have you ever seen a more complete couple? The Germans have a saying, you know: Mit Schweine hat man Glück. Or in English: You're twice the man Kermit was.

 

And another lost love in the time continuum: Maybe these two aren't long lost siblings separated by the Arkansas Triangle of Love, but their similarities do suggest relations at least somewhat likely to bring forth a mongoloid child; that is if Hillary had not already been sterilized by those testosterone injections.

 

Speaking of testosterone, there's nothing more romantic than true love discovered across oceans. Here former Attorney General Janet Reno, who likes his women with their hair pulled back, alas has found his Spartan squeeze. Hu, you may ask? Why, yes! They both love crushing innocent people with tanks - and role playing. Plus Madam Hu Jintao can even choose which of her names she wants to change! Now how perfect is that?

 

So my advice, as Winston Churchill once during a rousing commencement address exhorted: "Never, ever, ever give up!". Or something like that. After all, Mr. or Miss (or whatever) Goodenough is just around the corner, and the UN makes for a lovely place in which to make those wedding memories come true!

 

 

  

Posted by Martin at June 14, 2006 08:44 PM

Comments

lolz...great images!..:)

Posted by: Angel at June 14, 2006 10:55 PM

Wow, those are great. As I scrolled down, they just got better. Each one looks like identical twins and I can't decide which one I like the best. It's a toss up between Cindy Sheehag and Zarqawi. ha

Thanks for the laughs this morning.

Posted by: Debbie at June 15, 2006 08:15 AM

That's absolutely hilarious! I cannot decide which is my favorite set of twins! Brilliant!

Posted by: Lady Jane at June 17, 2006 09:03 PM

You always had a way with reading pictures. Keep up the great work with hitting the mark on truth!

Posted by: Belle at June 18, 2006 09:22 PM