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July 15, 2010

Obama the Misunderstood

 

 

Obama has demonstrated once more to all this week that he’s really just a misunderstood genius man of the people. Like Powder. Need we look any further than the most recent example in which he brilliantly displayed his support for the persecuted people of Cuba by not uttering a word when the regime released several of its political prisoners? I think not! Now to you or me, that might seem like a slap in the face of those fighting on behalf of human rights. But Obama is clevererer…er. Clearly, Cuba’s government is so beyond the boundaries of legitimacy, our Wise Obama has decided to pretend *in a whisper* it doesn’t really exist!  You read that right. And all of this without the need for ruby red slippers to click together.

 

So my only question is, will there ever be any other president like this? What will we have to look forward to after 2012? Can we go on?

 

So he ignored the drowning flood victims in Nashville and Arkansas, the human booty being spirited across our border in both directions for a growing worldwide sex slave industry, and a few million people and sea creatures along the gulf. So what? Why hate the man? He’s been working hard to make it all go away by ignoring it since the beginning. So now he’s ready to go global.

 

Americans shouldn't take it so personally, after all. This man is bigger than just us. He is president of the world, the first post-American president since anyone other than the British awhile back, some Germans, Soviets, Chinese and Islamists began making movies about such things years ago! Now, a few of you might be saying that Obama just sucks when it comes to serving the needs of the people and particularly the suffering and the downtrodden. Or maybe it just miffed him because releasing prisoners from an oppressive communist regime ruins the narrative he's been schooled in since he was a young child (as opposed to an old child). But you would miss entirely what makes him the best president we’ve ever had. What other president has summoned the power of Barney the Dinosaur’s imagination and a new age of harmonious cranial cellular singularity for all? So progressive was he that he did this before the Barney Generation was even old enough to implement such an imaginative approach itself!

 

And lest you think he is not a man of action, he was meeting just this day with Warren Buffett in order to get more feedback from the common people concerning the progress so far of his savoir faire brilliant illuminated-ness. The two men will no doubt be greatly inspired and refreshed by the evening’s soirée that will also no doubt include an A-List musician or two. He is a wise man to know what he needs in order to be at the top of his game. I wonder if he will have one of those Chicago pizzas flown in at our more than willing expense again. It's hard work being prissydent, which makes it understandable that the manchild would need eight hours of golf a day to cool his jets.

 

 

Martin recently completed an internship with the London-based Henry Jackson Society and is presently working on his Master's in National Security Studies. He holds a BA in International Relations. Prior to his time in London, he spent several months in Washington, D.C., where he attended several events, toured the White House, Capitol, and Pentagon. He is a member of Young Professionals in Foreign Policy, the World Affairs Council, and United Nations Association.

Posted by Martin at July 15, 2010 04:28 PM

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